The Sound of Silence - with my apologies to Simon and Garfunkel

(Sung to the tune of "Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel.)

 

Hello Quiet, my old friend.

It’s nice to be with you again.

I’m getting so much more accomplished…

…without my constant accomplice.

No more millions of words bouncing off all the kitchen walls…

…and stairway hall.

I hear the sounds…of silence.

 

Should I work or take a nap?

Or a steamy bubble bath?

And the bathrooms, they are clean..ish.

The floor’s not strewn with dirty dish..es.

No more re-corded episodes of 19 Kids and Counting! What a joy!

There’s no more noise.

I hear the sounds…of silence.