WANTED: Auxiliary Mom
Extra mom needed to cover shifts during times of back-talk,
defiance, shouting and whining.
Must be on call seven days a week, 24 hours a day, as moods
are subject to change instantaneously.
No pay. No
benefits. No vacation time. No sick time.
Qualifications should include:
Hard head
Strength to break down locked
doors
Complete lack of caring
Deafness is a plus
Candidates in any stage of
menopause will not be considered.
Must provide own transportation, housing, food and depression
medication.
Husband not included.
Candidates may call: 1-800-MOM-QUIT.
Note: If you care about what your children say or do, this
job is NOT for you.
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